Jesus at the pharmacy, Jesus at the lab,
Jesus baked some drugs one day and put them in a bag.
Jesus was a drugstore cowboy, Jesus had an arm,
Jesus shot it up one day and kept away from harm.
Jesus was a chemist, Jesus baked a pill,
Jesus gobbled goofballs when he was feeling ill.
Jesus brewed a potion, Jesus had a dram,
Triple malts for Jesus Christ, that stoner little lamb.