cv

I have been a kitchen hand,

a labourer, receptionist

at a Kings Cross hotel;

an alarm technician,

a music tutor;

voluntary case-officer

at the community law centre;

a waiter, barrister [sic],

footballer,

bullshitter,

ballet dancer,

porn star;

liar,

cheat;

thief, drug dealer;

and, most lately,

part-time gardener.

 

I want you to know, to think,

that I’m diligent, intelligent,

adaptable, resilient, even;

tempered: cool under difficult

circumstances. I can turn my hand

to a number of,

things:

 

my ascendant’s

gemini  – quick

to learn. Also, I read

palms.

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6 thoughts on “cv”

  1. But you can! Just don’t submit it if you’re going for a job you want. It’s always amused me – the bullshit we have to write about ourselves. I look at my cv, and i don’t recognise myself. Thanks Peter.

  2. Ah, if only I could submit such a CV. Much enjoyed, Marco! Like the ‘barista’ ‘barrister’ (sic) joke:
    a waiter, barrister [sic],
    footballer,
    bullshitter,
    ballet dancer,
    porn star;
    liar,

  3. Thanks John! made my day.
    But i think ‘poet’ in my cv would damage my chances of a successful application. It’s bad enough being a liar and a thief. And into palmistry.

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